It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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