you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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