Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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