who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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