i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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