We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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