How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
