I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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