Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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