First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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