Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sorry about my life...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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