it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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