we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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