so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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