She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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