Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
