I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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