one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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