what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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