Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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