i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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