he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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