you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
