why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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