I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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