I need help removing her.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
