My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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