question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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