is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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