I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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