just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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