The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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