she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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