3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm having to shit out rocks
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