dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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