you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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