if i died would you start the facebook group?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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