What tipped you off? The sombrero?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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