i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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