But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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