we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
PANTIES FOUND
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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