Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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