whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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