alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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