obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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