This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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