they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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