Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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