I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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