just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
