Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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