you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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