D3 body, D1 cock
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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