he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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