I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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