stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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