Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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