On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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