ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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