im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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